It's Christmas Time, Pretty Baby!!

Elvis said it right, man: It's Christmas Time, Pretty Baby....Santa Claus is Back in Town!
Can you believe it's almost here? It just seems like yesterday was....yesterday. Whatever. I'm kinda flustered and crazy right now. My wife was here in our store today and I've had several people tell me how pretty she is. Here's how it is friends: I know that; You can know that; DON'T TELL ME THAT!!! You know why? A) those "People" I referred to are men; B) I'M A JEALOUS LITTLE FELLA!!!! I'll introduce those fellers to the "Hammer Brothers: Jack and Sledge!" Okay okay, I'll TRY and keep my cool, but she IS a little hottie! Enough about that. I just whipped up a HUGE batch of the Pimiento GROOVE, and a lot of it sold before I could even package it. NO, people weren't walking out with it in their hands. They allowed me to put it in the little tubs. It is Yummalicious, so you better bring your little self down here and get some before it's all gone. Check our website, too, 'cuz some of my cooking classes for after the holidays are already listed. My brother Lee is going to come down and we're gonna cook our little heads of together for Valentine' Day, so you better sign up now. That's about all I have for ya right now. I have to go and untie those "dudes" who were gazing on my Princess.....the train's about to come. hahahaha Cheers! Chef Mark "Chunkman" Pollard: Chef, Thankful Dad and Blessed Friend, and Husband to a Princess!