Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A Day in the Life Of a Square-Headed Chef!

Oh, My People!!
We did this article in "G" Magazine about my Pimiento Groove Cheese, and I'm at home this past Saturday, preparing for my Tailgate Extravaganza at the first home Clemson Tiger Game. My phone rings and it's Johnny C., the owner of our store. "Never again will I doubt the power of advertising", he exclaims. "What are you talking about, Bro?" I ask. John informed me that as soon as Kelly, his wife AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE COOK'S STATION, opened the door, people who read the article were filing in to purchase this tasty little concoction. I have 2 words for this phenomenon: RIGHT ON, MY PEEPS!! Okay, so that was 4 words, a comma and 2 exclamation points....whatever. These folks were all over it! My suggestion to all of you reading my "SuperBlog" is to call me and reserve this ASAP, 'cuz it all sold out in about 3 hours. Now THAT'S Showbiz!!
Next topic: I'm getting ready to put a bunch of my wines on sale, so come on down and visit me, you grape lovers! I'm making way for some new "secret" wines that are coming to live with me here at The C.S. and we want to give you a chance to get some GOOOOD Deals. I'll keep you posted on which ones, or you can just bring your lovely self on down here and I'll hook you up.
Final Discussion: Do the Hawaiian-style shirts I wear make me look fat? I mean, granted, I'm not as svelte as I was when I was a personal trainer, but I'll make a comeback. Perhaps I shouldn't come to my Flavors of the Fall Cooking class because I KNOW it's all gonna taste good and make my tummy happy. It won't do much for my belt size, though. Oh yeah, I'm cooking it. I guess I'll force myself to be good......NOT!!! hahahah Let me know if you have a topic you would like me to discuss, and I'll throw it down for ya. Until Next Time: Cheers! Chef Mark "Chunkman" Pollard...chef, father, Elvis Lover, and Husband of a PRINCESS!! thankyouverymuch!

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