Goodies and Baddies

Good Monday Morning, Peeps!
What's shakin, bacon? Hope you're all ready to rise to the TOP this week. Why settle for 2nd best when 1st is available? Let's go ahead now and list our "Goodies and Baddies" for the week:
Goodies:
1) Clemson Tigers played football this weekend
2) The new season of "Dexter" began on Showtime last night. M-U-R-D-E-R!!
4) My daughter Lindsay has some groovy new clothes to sport around in school.

Baddies:
1) Clemson Tigers LOST this weekend!
2) "Dexter" didn't catch the killer yet!
3) I PAID FOR LINDSAY'S NEW CLOTHES AND SPENT TOO MUCH TIME SHOPPING!! UGH!!

Okay, now I may offend a few ladies here, but how can you look at clothes in several stores for so long, then finally go to a different store to buy the same ones at the same price??? I mean, men just go in, try it on, and slam out the door. Whut up wid dat, homie? Okay, now I MIGHT take a little time looking in cooking stores ( like ours! heehee), or perhaps spend half of my day watching black-and-white "Andy Griffith Show" episodes, but doesn't everyone do this? I mean REALLY!
Waiting waiting waiting. That's what I'm doing. I hope to hear from the Food Network people about my application to The Next Food Network Star show. I'll let you know. 95 of us had to submit recipes last week. That made me feel pretty cool, I must tell you. Out of thousands of entries, and here we are. My little Princess wife knows I'm starting to get a little nervous. I haven't allowed myself to think about it, but what if.....? I think I'll wear an Elvis Concert Jumpsuit with an apron. What do you think? I think it would be ME. Well, that's all for now. I gotta go and attend to my day job. Hey, check the website for our upcoming classes. "Comfort Foods with Cynthia Williams" is coming up shortly, so you better get your reservation in. Cynthis is an excellent chef, and I'm looking forward to having her as my guest. Call today and hold your spot! Until Next Time, America: Cheers! Chef Mark "Chunkman" Pollard: Pimiento Cheese Wizard, friend, Big Daddy to a house of NUTS, and Husband of a PRINCESS!! WOOHOO! Life is GREAT