SPOOOOKY SPOOOOKY HALLOWEEN!

BOOO!!
How was Halloween? I hope you all had a SPOOKTACULAR good time. Rain didn't stop any of our "Trick or Treaters". They are Ninja Warriors when it comes to that candy stuff. My little Princess set up her Extravaganza, complete with Karaoke machine so we could "broadcast" throughout the land! Oooh, Ahhh. After all of this stimulating activity, PLUS the fact that our Clemson TIGERS are on a roll, I went upstairs, turned on a spooky movie and fell asleep. Oh yeah, I'm a Cornucopia of Excitement sometimes. Can't stop me....I'm a Dynamo!
'Nuff about that: how about our Cookie baking class coming up on Thursday, Nov. 5? Are you signed up?? I hope so, 'cuz it's gonna ROCK. Julie has several delicious recipes to share with you, and we would like for you (if you want to) to bring in one of your favorite recipes to share with the class. Fun fun fun! It all starts at 6pm, so don't be late.
Hey, I've got to post my menu for the Thanksgiving class, which is on the 12th. WOW, I can't believe it's already here. I know you're thinking "he's slack! He hasn't posted it on the website yet". I like to keep things a SURPRISE, but I'll have it on there this week. The class is about full, so you need to call TODAY. I think we'll have fun. Ladies, we are going to show you the techniques needed to keep your husband awake after he's eaten a full Thanksgiving meal. Oh yes, there are many, such as 1) Telling him that you plan on "max-ing" out the credit cards at the Black Friday Sales if he falls asleep, 2) Surprising him by asking your mother to spend the entire weekend with you to discuss Christmas fashions, and 3) when he falls asleep, spread some pumpkin pie on his face and let the dog in. That's just a few of these surefire techniques that we'll discuss. Oh Boy!!
Well, that ought to do it for today. Let me know if there is anything pressing on your mind that I should discuss. You know, Clemson Football, Recipes to take to Clemson Football, Clemson Football Fashions, and the Andy Griffith Show. You get the Picture. Until Next Time, Friends: Cheers!! Chef Mark "Chunkman" Pollard....Proud Proud Proud Father of Turner, Justin, Aaron and Lindsay, Grateful friend to so many of you, and Husband of the most lovely Princess!